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This childhood precious:
2.
This accurate description:
Fellas this fall is all about Lord of the Rings masculinity
That’s right, we’re going on long journeys with the guys
We’re swearing oaths to our buddies
And if you say goodbye without a soft forehead kiss then buddy you fucked up
5.
This heartbreaking visual:
“Don’t leave me here alone! It’s your Sam calling. Don’t go where I can’t follow! Wake up, Mr. Frodo!” https://t.co/sA5abbTQUH
7.
This text-to-film comparison:
9.
This unfair blame:
Elrond: I was there the day the strength of men failed. I told Isildur to return the ring to the fiery chasm from whence it came, and he said, “no”.
Gandalf: omg what did u do
Elrond: he said “no” dude, the point is men are weak and this trilogy isn’t my fault
10.
This travesty:
Sam Gamgee did not help Frodo take the ring all the way Mordor to destroy Sauron and save Middle Earth just to be recognized as Bob and Doug https://t.co/2fuWZTTELV
11.
This concerning claim:
12.
This genre description:
Wife: pick a Christmas movie to watch.
Me: Lord of the Rings.
Wife: that’s not a Christmas movie.
Me: then why does it have elves?
Wife:
Me: plus Gandalf looks like Low Carb Santa.
13.
This frozen Rohan king:
16.
This “misunderstanding”:
18.
This genius swear use:
19.
This exquisite wrong answer:
21.
And finally, this hilarious heartbreak:
my wife frodo baggins
🤝
leaving town with a tall bearded man and throwing their ring into a volcano
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