Where were you when ASAP Rocky’s sex tape went viral? If you happened to be on Twitter, then you’re likely acquainted with the many memes it’s since inspired.
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After ASAP Rocky’s sex tape trended, people on the internet sure had a mouthful to say.
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There were many notes about his stroke.
And some visual comparisons.
And then there were a lot of jokes.
now asap rocky gotta voluntarily drop another sextape to make up for this one cus baby….
Well, Rocky has seen some of these comments and decided to issue an official statement about his, um, performance.
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He hopped on Twitter to write a message to any viewers of his sex tape, referring to himself as his penis’s “defense attorney,” and asked that everyone who hasn’t had sex with him withhold their judgment.
MY PENIS AND I WOKE UP 2 THE ALARMING DISTURBANCE OF A VIDEO CLIP 2DAY .AS HIS DEFENSE ATTORNEY WE’RE PREPARED 2 DENY ANY SLOW STROKES OR LACK OF KILLIN THE PUSSY .A LONG LIST OF SATISFIED WOMEN CAN ATTEST TOO. BUT THE REAL PUNCHLINE IS SEEING PPL WHO NEVER FUCKED HIM RATE HIM 😮
Rocky also wants everyone to know that he has “a long list of satisfied women.”
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Unfortunately for Rocky, the jokes didn’t end there.
