Red Dead Redemption

Between the hellish travel conditions (looking at you, Colorado), consuming a week’s worth of calories in a single sitting, scrubbing the mountains of resulting dirty dishware and getting stuck listening to your weird uncle explain his latest flat Earth conspiracy theory, Thanksgiving is far and away the year’s most exhausting holiday. This is why we get the following Friday off by default — tis the season for napping. So if you, like I, were zonked out through Black Friday, don’t stress. Those same products are going to be right back on sale less than a month from now. But here’s a quick roundup of what could have been.