Amazon Satisfyer Sex Toys Are Up To 40% Off On Amazon So Goodbye Santa, I’ll Get My Own Toys This Year
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Satisfyer sex toys — to know them is to love them. From vibes to air pulsators and other ~sex-essories~, they just know what’s up! Luckily, Satisfyer is offering up to 40% off of the goods on Amazon AS WE SPEAK! I know, it’s shocking.
Here are some of the goodies you can snag right freaking now:
A Satisyfer Pro 2 Next Generation that’s the true OG of air pulsation toys. Once you finally try it you’ll understand why you’ve heard rave reviews for years, and probably be shouting one of your own from the rooftops!
A Satisfyer lay-on vibrator you can grind on like it’s 2003 and “Hot in Here” is playing *or* hold in your hand for more pointed pleasure-seeking.
A Satisfyer Pro Traveler that is personally one of my favorite toys! It’s powerful, easy and discreet to travel with, and fits perfectly in the palm of your hand.
A Petting Hippo vibrator to reach your G-spot with absolute ease. The curved end along with the strong internal vibrations will take you for a ride you’ll remember for a long, long time.
So what are you waiting for?! Smash that “add to cart button” and get — well — smashing! Don’t wait for Santa to come. Shop the entire sale and treat yourself this season. Anyway, here’s Hot Santa: